überpwnage

some sucker bitch nailed my car parked in front of my house at 3:45am, almost ran over a pedestrian too (what that dude was doing walking around that late is unknown cus he bounced.)

the barrel barreled down my hill, hit the isuzu trooper knocking it onto the curb 2 feet from hitting unc's jeep. then plowed into my egg. shit got demolished and the dude somehow managed to drive off.

bunch of drunk assholes out there, hit and runs are for wusses
/officially hybridless